I hope Barack Obama is able to destroy all of Rick Santorum’s horcruxes before he gets elected.
harrypotterandtheorderofklaine:
Can’t not reblog a medieval bag of dicks.
Casually harvesting from my dick tree, don’t mind me.
happens to me all the time
I am quite ridiculous. Just wait.: An open letter to Hollywood: →
Dear Hollywood,
I am a 20 year old female living in Australia. Now, I know that just by reading that sentence, you’ve already formed your own idea of where I’m going with this. But I assure you that you are dead wrong.
I am not here to complain about the increasingly…
$32
ok
$56
…$78
$61.50
$60
$9.50
i am 17 and innocent as fuck.
$53 orz
$10
…all the innocent things, too. sigh.
$75 oops
$33.50
lol $4.00. I think I win on innocence. Yay for being a virgin in every single fucking way except for swearing obv.
$ 3.00 That’s it.
$76.50 Eh-heh
$81
I am a terrible person.
howmuchisthatkittyinthewindow:
So I have come across the most relevant meme ever and these are the “best of”s.
Holy shit.
What is my mom doing on Tumblr?
